Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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