i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize