So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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