i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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