I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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