I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
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