Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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