we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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