did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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