I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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