if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
a search helicopter?!
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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