He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
