nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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