He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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