we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I don't think brook has ever known best
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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