dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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