I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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