Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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