Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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