Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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