I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
My bed smells like the plague
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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