I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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