That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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