I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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