If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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