and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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