I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i would punch a child for taco bell
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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