1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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