Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I accidentally burped into my bong.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize
