If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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