Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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