Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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