At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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