sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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