Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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