he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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