ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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