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I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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