awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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