i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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