kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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