i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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