So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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