what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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