Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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