I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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