Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
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