No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Houston, we have a blender
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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