All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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