Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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