We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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