Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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