If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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