You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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