All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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